Researchers in the University have discovered origin of sexual intercourse to a fish found in Scottish lochs about 385 million years ago. The primitive fish is named 'Microbracius dicki'. I am not a scientist, and wont be able to explain this 'mouthful' name but I guess everyone can give personal meaning to 'dicki' though.
This disclosure is yet another accolade to Scottish inventions among which are; telephone, television, bicycle and Logarithms, just to name a few.
Scotland - The best small country in the world!