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ASDA, the 2nd largest supermarket chain in the United Kingdom in a recent survey came up with the below list as signs of being a mum. Mothers, do you agree or disagree? And how many box(es) do you tick?
1. They long for a lie in
2. Have a photo of their children as a screensaver
3. Rush everywhere
4. Know all the words to popular kids TV theme tunes
5. Are permanently knackered
6. Always have a pack of wet wipes to hand
7. Can function on very little sleep
8. Can't leave the house without asking everyone if they've been to the toilet
9. Always carry a massive bag
10. Always have a tissue handy
11. Know the name of characters from kids TV shows
12. Appreciate their own mum more
13. Shop for the day and only return with stuff for the children
14. Think nothing of sharing stories of births, breast feeding etc
15. Have a cupboard dedicated to medicines
16. Never go anywhere without a phone 'just in case'
17. Are super organised
18. They don't get queasy at the thought of poo, wee or sick
19. They buy gallons of milk
20. Always watch TV through catch-up or Sky+
21. Go to bed at 9pm every night
22. Own lots of comfy shoes
23. Have a total inability to watch sad things about children
24. Choose comfort over style in what to wear
25. The kids TV channels are always on when they have visitors
26. Have an early night rather than go out when the kids are away
27. They go to the toilet just to get a few minutes peace
28. They know the words to 'Let it Go'
29. Have a massive family organiser
30. Find bigger pants more comfortable
31. They get drunk quicker on one glass of wine
32. The realise other work colleague seem so young
33. They can fall asleep anywhere
34. Have a strong opinion on schooling and education
35. They cry really easily when watching TV or films
36. Their Social media post are suddenly all baby pictures
37. Always have a box of raisins or snacks handy
38. They swear under their breath
39. Grab a hand when crossing the road even if its an adult
40. They panic about a late night
41. See the latest children films before blockbuster
42. Nappies are always in their handbag
43. They have 'mum' nights out
44. Say 'sugar' and 'fudge' instead of swearing
45. Sleep on the edge of the bed as a child sleeps horizontally
46. Find that a people carrier is a good idea
47. Accidentally cut sandwiches into triangles
48. Jiggle the shopping trolley as if it was a buggy
49. Can spot a high temperature at ten paces
50. Know all the words to irritating pop songs
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